Written & Illustrated by: Frank Dormer
“You have a BIG nose.” Wait I didn’t write that it was the keyboard, I swear! Uncle Flood’s new pen won’t write what he wants, instead it writes some pretty silly insults. Flood tosses the pen and befuddles and amuses Officer Wonkle and Mrs. Norkham Pigeon-Smythe before being tamed by Horace. Ridiculous story, ridiculous characters, ridiculous pen, but so much fun!
Lil Bug says: It breaks out! It breaks out! It wrote “You have a big nose!”