Written by: Michael Ian Black Illustrated by: Kevin Hawkes
Some ideas sound really good at first but once you look at the particulars, they kind of lose their luster. A pig parade is one of those ideas. Sure, it would be great to see a ton of pigs dressed up, playing instruments and marching down the street. But once you factor in a pigs preference to snuffle instead of walk, their dislike for majorette uniforms and bad taste in music the whole thing just seems to fall apart.
Lil Bug says: I like it when they snuffle and when they play the sad song.